really good name. its like penis but gender neutral.
your boyfriend looks easy as fuck to parry
anne lamott, bird by bird
[ Text ID: And then the miracle happens. The sun comes up again. ]
i am so serious when i say we as young adults are so starved and deprived of community
like we as a generation - i’m talking especially young adults who are just entering the workforce - are so so lonely! i think about it all the time. between the incoming recession and cost of living crisis + the rise of wfh + processing pandemic trauma so many of us live deeply isolated lives and i think we deserve better…i’m working fully remote and i consider myself lucky because i do have friends that i see regularly but there’s a hunger for that place you can go to to be around people in an organic but meaningful way to you that is not being addressed rn! we now more than ever need communities!
Okay leftists, what is your REAL job on the commune?
Medic
Freeloader
Podcast Host
Sommelier
Sex Toy
Cult Leader
Weather Man (Gender neutral)
Blunt-roller
E-Girl (Gender neutral)
Cottagecore Gardener
Yโall arenโt having sex
shoutout to everyone with forget disorders (adhd, DID/osdd, ptsd/c-ptsd, asd, dementia/alzeheimers, schizophrenia, other psychotic disorders, major depressive, chronically ill/phys disabled people with brain fog, people with long-Covid, natural memory degradation, and etc.)
stardew valley is crazy because imagine moving to a town with a population of like 28 or something and 12 of those people are bisexual and Want You
yms1:
“can u multitask” yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time
horse eating hay from the hood of a very nice car parked inside its stables we can deduce the cars engine is not in the front as the lights are still on and there is hay in its hood and nothing has caught fire or blown up or some other tragedy instead this horse is peacefully having a meal from the maw of the very machination that rendered it nearly obsolete in the transportation industry of western world this speaks to the possible forgiving nature of this horse
tumblr is less a social media site and more languageโs final frontier
to boldly go
minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn’t have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn’t he handsome
wiremxther-deactivated20230819:
let us NEVER forget
nathan foad’s self obsessed journalist bit has me wheezing every single time I watch it, he’s so fucking funny oh my god
tumblr is less a social media site and more languageโs final frontier
to boldly go








