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Yo guys. The name is Chandler. I'm 18

I used to be hufflepufftimelord.

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6 days ago on July 27th | J | 1,038 notes

youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

6 days ago on July 27th | J | 616,645 notes

tentacletherapissed:

sagihairius:

tinychatter:

i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

yeah it does have a nice
ring to it

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6 days ago on July 26th | J | 321,705 notes
omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

6 days ago on July 26th | J | 140,284 notes

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

1 week ago on July 26th | J | 148,752 notes
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carlsagansfavoriteturtleneck:

wanda and billy have a training day and they hang out and stuff so pietro is like alright. i guess i can look after the other one.

somehow he and tommy end up going fishing and, listen, if you don’t think the idea of the two fastest guys on earth sitting motionless in a small boat for several hours is HILARIOUS then i don’t know how to help you

1 week ago on July 26th | J | 1,612 notes

silumia:

psyfucks:

comfortspringstation:

Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever

I’m so happy for this little kitty

im cryin a bit

1 week ago on July 26th | J | 515,925 notes

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

fwips:

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like

is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains

come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs

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aR E YOU THE REASON THIS IS GETTING SO MANY NOTES 

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vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

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WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

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WE FOUND IT.

WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

1 week ago on July 25th | J | 91,824 notes

grobanite4lifegeronimo:

tmae3114:

banilly:

stlgeekgirl:

tastefullyoffensive:

[theodd1sout]

Rebloging for the last 2 panels

Perfect.

accurate

Reblogging this for the last two panels

1 week ago on July 25th | J | 187,302 notes
What bothers me about Hogwart's paintings is that they're all realistc or medieval-ish and just makes me wonder what happens if a wizard paints some cubist nonsensical shit. Would it move? Would it talk? Would it ask you for the password, or would it tell you about the meanings of within? I guess we'll never know because Dumbledore is not a fan of modern art

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maisiewilliams:

this is a solid question

1 week ago on July 25th | J | 5,986 notes

todiwan:

A Russian tank manufacturer has unveiled a new tram design that it plans to start mass-producing in 2015. These beautiful pieces of engineering will hold 190 to 270 passengers and will be able to traverse on even the older, worn out Russian tram tracks.

Read more about the so-called “Batmobile” trams…

1 week ago on July 25th | J | 64,097 notes

glamourweaver:

Yvette Nicole Brown wrote this joke based on actual experience with directors who didn’t want to use the word “sassy”  but 100% wanted her to play it sassier.

1 week ago on July 25th | J | 62,438 notes