i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebodyyeah it does have a nicering to it
I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
wanda and billy have a training day and they hang out and stuff so pietro is like alright. i guess i can look after the other one.
somehow he and tommy end up going fishing and, listen, if you don’t think the idea of the two fastest guys on earth sitting motionless in a small boat for several hours is HILARIOUS then i don’t know how to help you
Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever
I’m so happy for this little kitty
im cryin a bit
why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like
is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains
come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs
aR E YOU THE REASON THIS IS GETTING SO MANY NOTES
WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.
Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.
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this is a solid question
A Russian tank manufacturer has unveiled a new tram design that it plans to start mass-producing in 2015. These beautiful pieces of engineering will hold 190 to 270 passengers and will be able to traverse on even the older, worn out Russian tram tracks.
Yvette Nicole Brown wrote this joke based on actual experience with directors who didn’t want to use the word “sassy” but 100% wanted her to play it sassier.