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Yo guys. The name is Chandler. I'm 18

I used to be hufflepufftimelord.

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earrelatedhumour:

  • fandom please I implore you all to talk about Dean Thomas more
  • literally yelling for a red card during a Quidditch match
  • painting a potter for president banner for his friend HOW CUTE
  • offering to forge a signature so that same friend could go to the village with the rest of them
  • actually he paints banners supporting Harry on two separate occasions four years apart 
  • is it weirder that he keeps doing that or that Harry keeps getting himself into situations where he requires banners
  • good with a quill be still my beating heart the boy is an artist
  • literally not giving a single fuck that their teacher was a “dangerous half-breed” because he respected the hell out of him as a person and educator
  • IF YOU MEAN PROFESSOR LUPIN, HE WAS THE BEST WE EVER - 
  • and he grew up as a muggle so he had already been exposed to werewolf folklore and he had every excuse to be afraid or prejudiced and instead decided to judge him on a human level, even without the familiarity the trio etc. had to him
  • standing up for that same teacher time and time again
  • including to a ministry official who he just generally gave the sass to anyway
  • never losing his faith in Harry even when his very best friend in the whole world and approximately 89% of the wizarding community basically thought the bloke was a nutjob
  • convincing his best mate to join DA 
  • there was a fair bit of an anti-dean sentiment in HBP best to ignore that then
  • never having any animosity towards his friend for getting together with his ex-girlfriend so soon
  • completely supporting and defending Harry while on the run because OBVIOUSLY why stop now after seven years of doing literally that at every single opportunity
  • being completely bemused by but always kind towards Luna
  • helping to dig the grave on the beach
  • running out into the final battle without a fucking wand 
  • evidently winning one at some point
  • everything to do with him and Seamus however you want to view their relationship but frankly I could do a whole other post on that
  • also I met Alfie once and he was so pretty
  • dEAN THOMAS
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buzzfeed:

These Brazilian kids have been learning English by gently correcting celebrities’ grammar on Twitter. 

6 hours ago on July 24th | J | 332,375 notes

lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child

9 hours ago on July 24th | J | 69,442 notes

amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.

12 hours ago on July 24th | J | 85,348 notes
me on my dash: i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already
15 hours ago on July 24th | J | 24,206 notes

harmonyinkpress:

anagnori:

Tips for non-asexual people, re: asexual people and sex—

  1. Most asexual people are physically capable of having sex. A few of us aren’t and that’s okay.
  2. Some asexual people are sexually active or like sex, and that’s fine too. They can still identify as asexual because they don’t feel sexual attraction.
  3. This does not mean that if you get into a relationship with an asexual person you can expect them to have sex just like most non-asexual people would. Many of us don’t want sex ever, and that’s just something you need to accept. Don’t try to persuade us, make us feel guilty for it, or ask us to compromise our personal boundaries for you.
  4. Really, you shouldn’t be expecting sex from anyone you date, asexual or otherwise. Being in a relationship does not equal consent. It’s the other person’s right to decide what they do with their own body.
  5. Points 1 and 2 also do not mean that it’s okay for every asexual character in fiction to be open to having sex. Celibate asexual people need representation, too.
  6. An asexual person won’t cease to be asexual after meeting “the right person” or having really good sex. Don’t write stories where love or sex “cures” a person of asexuality, that’s gross and the attitude behind it hurts asexual people in real life.
  7. Please don’t ask us about our genitals, masturbation habits or sex lives. It’s creepy and rude.

Relevant to both real life and asexual representation in fiction

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javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 269,077 notes

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 28,955 notes

Lord of the Rings + Battles

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 1,258 notes

friendlycloud:

myunclehasabassguitar:

the problem, as i see it:

contrary to popular belief, feminism is not a movement against men, it is a movement for women.

and contrary to popular belief, men’s rights activism is not a movement formen, it is a movement against women.

This.

Perfect summary.

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iguanamouth:

he who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not start playing dnd as one - friedrice nicesheep

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 117,964 notes
corgisandboobs:

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

"Game over, I got the Ace of Buns."

corgisandboobs:

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

"Game over, I got the Ace of Buns."

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 63,054 notes

Simon, Rick + parallels

1 day ago on July 23rd | J | 1,415 notes