These Brazilian kids have been learning English by gently correcting celebrities’ grammar on Twitter.
i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child
so i met my soul mate tonight
This is the greatest chat moment ever.
Tips for non-asexual people, re: asexual people and sex—
- Most asexual people are physically capable of having sex. A few of us aren’t and that’s okay.
- Some asexual people are sexually active or like sex, and that’s fine too. They can still identify as asexual because they don’t feel sexual attraction.
- This does not mean that if you get into a relationship with an asexual person you can expect them to have sex just like most non-asexual people would. Many of us don’t want sex ever, and that’s just something you need to accept. Don’t try to persuade us, make us feel guilty for it, or ask us to compromise our personal boundaries for you.
- Really, you shouldn’t be expecting sex from anyone you date, asexual or otherwise. Being in a relationship does not equal consent. It’s the other person’s right to decide what they do with their own body.
- Points 1 and 2 also do not mean that it’s okay for every asexual character in fiction to be open to having sex. Celibate asexual people need representation, too.
- An asexual person won’t cease to be asexual after meeting “the right person” or having really good sex. Don’t write stories where love or sex “cures” a person of asexuality, that’s gross and the attitude behind it hurts asexual people in real life.
- Please don’t ask us about our genitals, masturbation habits or sex lives. It’s creepy and rude.
Relevant to both real life and asexual representation in fiction
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
Lord of the Rings + Battles
he who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not start playing dnd as one - friedrice nicesheep
I’m this bunnies momma
ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE
"Game over, I got the Ace of Buns."